January 22, 2009 1:58 PM

Would you eat a sea kitten?

Probably not, and that's what PETA is hoping will happen since they're petitioning to get fish renamed to sea kittens. Personally, I am a vegetarian and I think this idea is absolutely stupid. I mean unless fish actually become cute like kittens, nobody is going to stop eating them. I mean think about the saying warning guys not to do a certain thing because god will kill a kitten because of it. I'm pretty sure that doesn't help at all, so why would other people refrain from eating fish just because PETA is being crazy. Also, who thought of this idea and why are fish so important that they come first on the priority list of animals to be saved? I mean don't get me wrong, I think it's gross to eat any animal, but I'm sure there's more cows eaten every year than fish.

Oh and if you don't believe that PETA is going overboard (lol I made a pun) about this, then you need to check out the section dedicated completely to sea kittens on their website. You can get free banners, wallpapers, avatars and even read stories about sea kittens. You can also make your own sea kitten. Don't ask me to explain why you can put elephant ears and a trunk on it since it's supposed to be a kitten, but you can. It's just one of the many things that just aren't right about this project.

5 Comments On "Would you eat a sea kitten?"

Anonymous Says:
January 24, 2009 at 1:23 PM

Well, no surprise, as usual, the people from PETA go about doing things the most retarded way possible. *Sigh* Although I do love that plushie at the top, and hey, I get to comment again, so weeeeee!

Matthew Says:
January 24, 2009 at 1:23 PM

I wouldn't eat a sea kitten, but I also wouldn't call fish sea kittens cause that's retarded, I would push a lot of PETA members into the sea, does that count as pollution?

Matt Says:
January 26, 2009 at 7:36 AM

Personally, I think the artists' rendering of sea kittens are cute. This is a terrific story because it shows how great America is, along with a high concentration of idiocy of course. The sea kitten website, for example, is not cheap. To finance it is a testament to America because it shows that even crazy people can make a lot of money.

Anonymous Says:
January 28, 2009 at 6:33 PM

But it's also a testament of how much of the money that people are donating to those crazy people is being wasted on ridiculous pursuits instead of doing an real good.

Matt Says:
February 7, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Regular kittens are delicious... Sea kittens should be even better!